Voice Message 3: Mr. Slick

“Howdy, folks! Mr. Slick can’t answer your call right now, so please leave a message after the tone and this li’l ol’ fella will get back to ya as soon as he can. Cheers!”

“Hi there, Mr. Slick. Goldberg here. Remember when you asked me to try and help you in regards to that cottage? Well, I think it’s best if you were to get some other house instead. The costs involved in this would be almost triple the cost of the cottage’s actual worth. I know of a few houses you could buy for a quarter of the price. Hope to hear from you soon.”

“Hi, Bertie. It’s Alma. Sorry for being so distant this morning. I was going through old photo albums and it brought back some memories. Remember when that sweet old lady allowed us to stay in that cottage as her tenants whenever we were in that galaxy and even suggested we could buy it from her when we had enough money? Oh, it’s such a pity someone else bought that cottage before we could. It was perfect for us. It even had underground chambers. Anyways, take care, honey. Love you.”

“Greeting, Mr. Slick. It’s me again. The guy you stole weapons from. You know, the guy that is famous for his strength and temper? Yes, it’s Dirk the Smasher. I like your guts, kiddo. I want to make you an offer. See me tomorrow morning at my HQ and I’ll explain it to you. See you tomorrow. Goodbye.